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Broken Ape

by Laser Phaser

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Submission 05:45
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Newsmag 00:43
Newsmag, Newsmag, newsmag, Newsmag, Newsmag, news mag, it's where I bought my Beano from, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Whatever happened to Newsmag.
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Myers Road West, way out West, by the sea, it’s where you took me. Myers Road West, way out West, by the sea, it’s where you took me. We listened to The Who Myers Road West, way out West, by the sea, it’s where you took me. Myers Road West, way out West, by the sea, it’s where you took me. We listened to The Beatles, yeah, yeah, yeah We listened to the Pistols, yeah, yeah, yeah We listened to Sid sings how we love him to sing Myers Road West We drank your Father’s homemade brew
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The Nancy Spungen dirty drug dungeon is opening today. She'll greet you at the door with rotting tits and she'll say, "Come on in and allow me to puncture you with this device." Then she'll inject your vein with three litres of liquid lice. Then she'll blow you off with lips of decrepit rubber. Your jizz will feed her maggots, as you fondle her blubber. When it's over you can gouch together forever and ever. Listening to Sid Sings, slowly turning to leather.
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Tits, The Slits, having fits of shitting zits, that's right, great green zits, that open up with zips and squirt the shits in your mouth. They have ‘em up North, they have ‘em down south. Like zombie numb nuts and gouty foots, that cut your lisp into crisp shaped Dawn Myers flesh flakes. Oven baked cakes of naked vaginas, pulsate and plummet my Nan's angina. It a sign ma, it's a sign pa, that me doodah done got a disease, which is why it's now the colour of burned peas and seems to writhe like a pack of fleas. Oh how I sneeze on the wheezing minty monk fish she keeps in her knickers. I'd flicker my way through them but I'm lancing my neighbour's clit boils. Oh the toils and spoils of war.
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bia rain, bia rain...
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Itchy Bum money to come, it’s alright for some, itchy bum. Itchy Bum money to come, it’s alright for some, itchy bum. I think I’ve got worms I think I’ve got worms. Itchy Bum money to come, it’s alright for some, itchy bum. Itchy Bum money in Kimberly Drive, they’re in my bum and they’re in my eyes.
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Baby I’m in love with you Baby I’m in love It doesn’t take much for me to fall in love Baby I’m in love with you Baby I’m in love Baby I’m in love with you Baby I’m in love Baby I’m in love with you Baby I’m in love (High) Baby, I’m in love with you I love you when I’m in the drains Subterranean existence is what I have right now Always underground Always underground Gonna see Subway Sect tonight Gonna see Subway Sect tonight Gonna see Subway Sect tonight and it’s gonna be alright Waaaaaaaah Oooh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Mmmmmmmmmm Backwards sounds Look into the eyes of the vampire Look into the eyes of the vampire and you will see through his disguise It may very well save your life Rubber Soul Put it on. Rubber Soul Put it on. Rubber Soul Put it on. Rubber Soul Put it on. Rubber Soul I think I am Sid with an I Then I think I am Syd with a Y And most of my friends are cool But the best ones are fools So take this pian And put it in the drain Lets put the hookers into your brain Lets put the hookers into my brain Bia Rain, Bia Rain, Bia Rain, Bia Rain Right on Mister, we love the fashions that you wear.
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Georgie met Angie And they fell in love And they got married Yes, Georgie met Angie And they fell in love And they got married And George and Angela’s Chip shop was the finest in the land And every Thursday evening Dad, would put the chip wrappers in my hand Newspaper Newspaper George and Angela Georgie met Angie And they fell in love And they got married Yes, Georgie met Angie And they fell in love And they got married And George and Angela’s Chip shop was the finest in the land And every Thursday evening Dad, would put the chip wrappers in my hand
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Tefal 00:21
Tefal you caned my ass Tefal, you swung it fast Tefal, it wasn’t right Tefal, my pants were tight Slash swing thrash, Slash swing thrash Ouch, ouch, ouch ouch.
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Dolly 02:55
Dolly, Dolly an old sock for a pencil case. Dolly, Dolly, geography paper stuck to your face Held in place by Sellotape. You walk like a broken ape. You walk just like a broken ape. Dolly, Dolly you made me stand in the bin. Dolly, Dolly you have egg upon your chin. Improvised vocals.
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Tanner 08:28
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When you share your mind Then you’ll find in time They wont leave you And all personalities combine A change of face Aleins come to view The sighns of multi thought The crossing from me to you Legion of Mind oh I oh I. Legion of Mind oh I oh I. A company of heros and jokers We get along just so fine Each one surfacing when it pleases Each of us do shine I started off as one But then one can be split And throughout my body The fire of others is lit Legion of mind oh I oh I. Legion of Mind oh I oh I. With the memory of others Life is incredibly long I am the many The her, the singer, the judge, the voyager In meeting other people They appear each time the same But in meeting me Each time a different brain Rot and Steel Freak Nice Dream and Slayer Atom Rock , Laser Phaser Each day brings another layer Legion of mind oh I, oh I Legion of mind oh I, oh I Legion of Mind oh I oh I.
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Concept album about a twisted, hallucinogenic vision of Great Crosby, Liverpool in the late 70's early 80's.

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released April 28, 2021

All music written by Laurence Wilson aka Laser Phaser.
Except Submission written by Jones, Cook, Matlock, Rotten.
Produced by Laurence Wilson
All instruments played by Laurence Wilson except bass on Submission by Helon Conning, bass on Legion of Mind Helon Conning, Piano and extra vocals on Dolly by Helon Conning.

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